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I work with comedians

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I work with comedians

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If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something…
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ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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giants0rbiting:

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON

giants0rbiting:

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON

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  • camel-eyelashes:

    scrolled down for an explanation but there was none

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  • flamingno:

    [panics but not in a disco sort of way]

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    oceanashenue:

    so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

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    monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

    monochromatose:

    babyminaj:

    too good

    nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

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  • light-blue-smurf:

    People Art Gallery

    Exciting Photo Illusions

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earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

    lotolle:

    purplesmauge:

    clarityandchaos:

    earloffabulousness:

    everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

    "Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

    My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

    Stupid furless humans.

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    I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
    Daniel Radcliffe (via dutchster)

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  • evachen212:

Dear Taylor Swift: I found your next black tie dress. It’s #OscardelaRenta and it’s perfection. You’re welcome😊

    evachen212:

    Dear Taylor Swift: I found your next black tie dress. It’s #OscardelaRenta and it’s perfection. You’re welcome😊

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