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  • kinell:

    Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

    (via oswinchester-221b)

  • legfruit:

    Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

    Relationship level 2: getting naked

    Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

    (via mhmmmicah)

  • damiandazz:

    Every time I see a puppy in a cup, I have the EXACT same reaction…

  • De tanto estar sola, uno empieza a agarrarle el gustito a la soledad.
    Lunes 21 de Julio, 2014 (via letras-palabras-parrafos-vida)

    (via the-shipwreckcove)

    nachalibre:

    *wears a dress*

    ma: te pusistes chores abajo?!

    (via the-shipwreckcove)

    sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

    sexaulity:

    This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

    (via dutchster)

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    mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

    mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

    take-me-tom-hiddleston:

    ship-it-all-the-way:

    jadedfalling:

    sickledsnake:

    itsdorkgirl:

    gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

    BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

    we need this

    gonna put it on my dick

    THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

    This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

    And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

    I would send messages in morse code

    magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

    Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

    (via the-shipwreckcove)

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    yungmamita:

tacos-horchata-yabish:

thequeenshabit:

big-eazy:

thequeenshabit:

primetime93:

I have like 4 😂😂😂

The besssttttttt aha

Shiit, Mexican blankets are like, an inch and a half thick. Don’t need no fucking comforter or none of the shit white people use on their beds. All you need is a sábana on the mattress, one of these blankets on top to sleep on and another on top of you. Be warmer than the space between a thick woman’s thighs, no lie.

^^ LMAOOO that’s the realest shit that’s ever been written 😂😂😂😂

i be havin the lobo howling at the moon

there could be a blizzard inside your room and one of these will manage to keep you sweating

    yungmamita:

    tacos-horchata-yabish:

    thequeenshabit:

    big-eazy:

    thequeenshabit:

    primetime93:

    I have like 4 😂😂😂

    The besssttttttt aha

    Shiit, Mexican blankets are like, an inch and a half thick. Don’t need no fucking comforter or none of the shit white people use on their beds. All you need is a sábana on the mattress, one of these blankets on top to sleep on and another on top of you. Be warmer than the space between a thick woman’s thighs, no lie.

    ^^ LMAOOO that’s the realest shit that’s ever been written 😂😂😂😂

    i be havin the lobo howling at the moon

    there could be a blizzard inside your room and one of these will manage to keep you sweating

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  • muzzzza-udddin:

    I hope I can use that line one day

    (via crispywizard)

  • 19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

    19-o1:

    Preeaaaachhhhhh

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    co-rals:

Oh my god i want this

    co-rals:

    Oh my god i want this

    (via peterthewebslingerparker)

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

    (via lovetheyellowmoose)